DUDE JERKS

‘Proof Of Man’ video shot and edited by me.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:02:05 +0000

‘Proof Of Man’ video shot and edited by me.

Our buddy Dan Nixon made a video for us for our ode to bouncing...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:07:00 +0000

Our buddy Dan Nixon made a video for us for our ode to bouncing on the spot - ‘Jela’. You can order it on 12” vinyl here. In other news we have been to record some new songs, 2 of which will be released on a 7” early next year and another will feature on a bodacious London / Brighton Dude Culture™ vinyl compilation featuring all of our flanneled buddies. More news on that stuff soon. We moved in to a new rehearsal space too, there was a copy of Future Music in there. Definitely a good sign.

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Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:00:42 +0100

Hungry For Power are releasing a 12” for us which will...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:32:30 +0100

Hungry For Power are releasing a 12” for us which will feature ‘Jela’ and ‘A Tempting Haunt’ as well as remixes on the flip side by Brassica and Murlo. The artwork (back cover above) was put together by our buddy James Nascent and it looks pretty sweet in a bleak, ominous, impending doom kinda way. Which is cool. We’re waiting on test pressings at the moment, it’s due out later this month but if you want to pre-order it you can do so HERE.

What does Cold Pumas sound / look like when processed via...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:14:55 +0100

What does Cold Pumas sound / look like when processed via several sheets of tin foil, listened to through aluminium ear plugs, and seen in the lukewarm light (filtered courtesy of a canvas tent) of day? Probably something like this.

"LIVE: local motorik swines remind us that falsetto is not just limited to the Beach Boys.the guitars..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:54:35 +0100

“LIVE: local motorik swines remind us that falsetto is not just limited to the Beach Boys.the guitars don`t even sound like guitars!who are these flaming minstrels? THE COLD PUMAS!”

- WEIRD PUNK volume 2: Cold Pumas + LLV DJ`Allstars

GUYS OUR SPLIT 7” IS AVAILABLE TO ORDER NOW! HALF HAVE...

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:01:55 +0100

GUYS OUR SPLIT 7” IS AVAILABLE TO ORDER NOW! HALF HAVE ALREADY GONE. HOW? THE INTERNET. ORDER HERE.

DAY BURGER / NIGHT BURGER by Daniel Reeves

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0100

DAY BURGER / NIGHT BURGER by Daniel Reeves

Our next show that the general public can attend is with The...

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:42:45 +0100

Our next show that the general public can attend is with The Death Set. Other than that we’re all about tight-bro-barbeques and secret garden parties.

Our friend Crag Murray AKA My Black Cat knocked us up this...

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:45:00 +0100

Our friend Crag Murray AKA My Black Cat knocked us up this little DIY info-mercial for our forthcoming releases. Thanks Craig! He’s single handidly running a video press campaign for us that we didn’t even know about. We’re so on the ball.

So, as the video informs us we have 2 releases coming soon! The first is a split 7” with our tight bros Male Bonding that is coming out on the Cold Pumas affiliated Faux Discx label. There’s only 300 copies so act quick. One song a piece, both exclusive to this release. ‘Altered Yeast’ by us and ‘Stare At My Problems’ by Male Bonding. Hammer time.

You can PRE-ORDER IT HERE. It’ll drop ‘officially’ in August.

The other release will be dominated mainly by us and will come out on the mysterious OD Records. It’s run by a bunch of Brighton uber-dudes and we’ll be the first release. We’re offering up a limited edition 12” that’ll feature our dancefloor smash ‘Jela’ and our cry yourself to sleep sad jam ‘A Tempting Haunt’. It’ll also be backed with remixes from a bunch of cool people. It’s gonna be cool. Cool.

Dude Fest was awesome. See you at the next BBQ.

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Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:07:00 +0100

Summer’s all about the BBQ shows. The next three weekends...

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:05:55 +0100

Summer’s all about the BBQ shows. The next three weekends we have two BBQ shows and a slumber party. FOREVER SUMMER.

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Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:16:57 +0100

RETURN OF THE COLD PUMAS INTERNATIONAL BEER CUP

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:16:00 +0100

It’s been a long time, but summer is here and summer is beer. If you need refreshment of the origins of the CPIBC please see the previous post for the first nominee.

Nominee two… TUSKER – Nairobi, KENYA

SMELL: This fellow arrives at the nose with a sweet earthiness, like the smell of burnt treacle. Imagine a million crème brulees crisping beneath nature’s own hot grill as midday breaks on the African plains. Kabang!

TASTE: The result is a thick, heady taste, with a slight spice to it, whilst the earthiness remains from the nose and into the palate with convention, retaining a pachydermal boldness on the tongue as ballsy as the creature it references.

CAFR: Admittedly not overtly or conventionally refreshing, but the depth of the spice makes it somewhat moreish.

LABEL DESCRIPTION: Tusker lager has been brewed in East Africa since 1922. Named after the elephant that killed George Hurst, one of the brewery’s founders, Tusker claims that special heritage of being one of the first beers in East Africa. Over the years, this unique lager has become a part of East Africa’s rich tradition. Tusker is brewed with high quality malt, made from equatorial barley grown at the base of Mt. Kenya, choicest hops and water that springs from the renowned Aberdare mountain ranges. Tusker’s famous crisp, refreshing taste and finest quality has continuously earned Gold Medals in the prestigious International Monde Selection Awards.

BOTTLE DESIGN: Beginning with an art-deco-esque elephant as the logo representing 1920s origins, Tusker retains its colonial beginnings with a sublime and somewhat regal colour scheme aboard a thick brown bottle stating BEER ONLY on the neck. A vintage tour-de-force!

VOLUME & SIZE: 4.2%/500ml

EST: 1922

RATING: 7.0

"DUDE-CULTURE. So tight. Totally pogged out Garfield-influenced riffs man. Smoke some weed and eat..."

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:22:10 +0100

“DUDE-CULTURE. So tight. Totally pogged out Garfield-influenced riffs man. Smoke some weed and eat pizza whilst listening to their new Mp3s via your XBox Live headset that your Mom bought you. Pop tarts and 40’z bro.”

- Sex Is Disgusting - Summertime alldayer AKA Dudefest

MELTDOWN / PARTY TIME / BOOZE SOAK @ THE GREAT ESCAPE by Pun...

Fri, 22 May 2009 09:41:18 +0100

MELTDOWN / PARTY TIME / BOOZE SOAK @ THE GREAT ESCAPE by Pun Sarasas

Next show is on Monday. Post-party-weekend rockania.

Fri, 15 May 2009 15:51:07 +0100

Next show is on Monday. Post-party-weekend rockania.

Fun times from the weekend with our new friends in The Mae Shi...

Mon, 11 May 2009 21:18:29 +0100

Fun times from the weekend with our new friends in The Mae Shi and Fun Bobby.

THE INTERNET IS BLOWING HOT SMOKE UP OUR A(R)S(E)S(ES) For some...

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:28:52 +0100

THE INTERNET IS BLOWING HOT SMOKE UP OUR A(R)S(E)S(ES)

For some reason the folks on the internet seem to enjoy our sonic drivel and have chosen to show their appreciation by blogging, reviewing and talking junk about us on their interhomes. If you want to read some HYPERLOL about us then check out these links:

THE FADER, VICE, THE QUIETUS, RCRD LBL, THIS IS OFFSET, FINGERS. AND. LIMBS

Our shows with Mi Ami were awesome, make sure you go and check them out next time they’re in your town. Absolutely amazing and lovely people! SMUG BRUNCH.

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Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:25:57 +0100